Splendificent 1+2, a raunchy urban fantasy light novel
Splendificent 1:
California cutie Giselle Nyfall arrives at the Big Apple to attend liberal arts college, Hemera University. But, when a computer glitch lands her with four extraordinary young women as roommates Giselle’s sheltered world is blown away.
These Hotties are supernatural aristocracy, the magical one percent: an elf princess who decapitates as well as she pirouettes, the B.B. gun-toting daughter of the Tooth Fairy, a glamorous and gold-digging fox spirit with thickness in all the right places, and a vampire-succubus hybrid with a bad gambling problem and a blood-soaked family tree.
This Hot Squad uncovers a demonic curse threatening New York City’s human elite orchestrated by denizens of the Christian Hell. The only cure? The five stunners themselves!
Splendificent 2:
The Hot Squad members must battle supernatural mercenaries, contend with a portal to the underworld, avoid demonic death traps and thwart a nefarious prince hellbent on fulfilling an ancient prophecy and bringing on the death of one Squad member who happens to be his sister. All difficult assignments when they’re constantly losing their skimpy clothes and falling into the arms of hot studs and each other!
Will Giselle and her voluptuous companions come together to triumph over the forces of evil? Does the family that slays together stay together? Find out in the sexy, hilarious and politically incorrect Splendificent 2!
Splendificent Character Bios
New year, new vamp
DACY: Hey, Fleur! FLEUR: Oh, great. You. DACY: It’s a new year coming up and you know what they say, new year, new me! FLEUR: I sure hope so because the current you is a fucking fool! DACY: You damn right because I get stupid in that pussy! FLEUR: I need a drink. Or a […]
Splendificent Bikini Charity Drive
The gymnasium of Hemera University transformed into a spectacle of debauchery under the guise of a Christmas Charity Toy Drive. The air buzzed with anticipation as Dusty, Fleur, Tristabelle, Giselle, and Sofi strutted in, each clad in the skimpiest, sluttiest Christmas bikinis imaginable. Red and green barely covered their ample assets, turning the event into […]
What a kitsune wants for Christmas!
DACY: Hey, Sofi, what do you want for Christmas?? SOFI: Yassss, Dacy, so glad you asked! DACY: I’m a real people pleaser! SOFI: For Christmas, I want you to surprise me with a super lit night! First, you’re gonna blindfold me with the fuzzy scarf you bought me last year, ’cause you know I love […]
What games am I playing now?
What games am I playing right now? Oh where to start, where to start? I have become shamefully hooked on the mobile game Nikke. I know what you’re thinking. Are you another mobile game addict? Lord help us all! And I do, indeed, need help. I never thought I’d be another number in the statistics […]