What a kitsune wants for Christmas!
DACY: Hey, Sofi, what do you want for Christmas??
SOFI: Yassss, Dacy, so glad you asked!
DACY: I’m a real people pleaser!
SOFI: For Christmas, I want you to surprise me with a super lit night! First, you’re gonna blindfold me with the fuzzy scarf you bought me last year, ’cause you know I love fuzzy things. Then, you’re gonna tie me up with the satin rope you “accidentally” left under the couch cushion, tee-hee. I’m already blushing just thinking about it!
DACY: Hehheheheh, this is going to be a merry Cum-mas. Heheheheh!
SOFI: Next, you’re gonna tickle me all over with a feather dipped in Nutella, ’cause I’ll be your basic bitch and I love my chocolate. But wait, it gets better! Instead of ice cubes, you’re gonna use those frozen gummy bear things you love so much. OMG, I can feel the cold, sticky goodness already!
DACY: I got something sticky for you, but it ain’t cold!
SOFI: After that, you’re gonna start worshipping my body like the goddess I am, starting with my torpedo tits. You know, the ones that defy gravity? LOL! Then, you’re gonna work your magic down south, and I mean wayyyy down south. And then you know what else? We’re talking about the Fenty foundation I’ve been eyeing at Sephora. You’re gonna swipe that bad boy all over my face, making sure to blend, blend, blend!
DACY: Ummm….I was thinking something a little more…sensual???
SOFI: Dacy, you know me too well! For Christmas, I want a diamond-encrusted anal plug shaped like a little fox tail, to remind me of my heritage while I’m getting plowed like a greased-up race track!
DACY: So it shall be done!
SOFI: And speaking of plowing, I’ve been eyeing this super yummy UPS delivery guy with biceps the size of my head and a package that could probably deliver more than just mail to my front door. So, if you could arrange a special “delivery” for me, I’d be forever in your debt… or in his debt, tee-hee!
DACY: Am I being cuckolded?
SOFI: But wait, there’s more! I’ve always wanted to try out those inflatable butt plugs that make my booty look even juicier than it already is! Imagine the attention I’d get at the gym, or better yet, at the club! I’d be twerking so hard, the DJ would think he’s found the perfect bassline! And since we’re on the subject of twerking, I wouldn’t say no to a private lap dance lesson from Channing Tatum himself. I mean, a girl’s gotta keep her moves fresh, am I right? Merry Christmas!
DACY: I’ve been cuckolded by my own creation.
SOFI: Cuckolding? Moi? Oh, Dacy, you’re so funny! Of course not! I was just kiiiinda joking about the whole UPS guy thing. Kind of. But hey, if you’re down to share… No, no, I’m kidding! Kinda.
DACY: Wouldn’t you want some Christmas stuffing from Big Dacy? Please, say yes, please say yes
SOFI: Gurrrrrrrrrrrllllllllll, you know how to spoil a girl! I mean, I usually prefer presents that sparkle, but I’m willing to make an exception for that 14-carat, uncut, masterpiece . Just thinking about it has me feeling like a kid in a candy store… or should I say, a fox in a cock forest?
DACY: 14….I mean yes of course…14 carat.
SOFI: You want my big, beautiful black ass, don’t you? Well, I’m not one to deny a man his wishes, especially when it’s Christmas. So, here’s the deal: I’ll let you unwrap my juicy present, but only if you promise to be extra naughty and not hold back. I want to feel every inch of your big dick stretching my fat black ass like it’s never been stretched before.
DACY: A real man backs away from no challenge
SOFI: I want to hear you growl like a hungry beast as you pound into me, making my cheeks jiggle with each thrust. You better pound this black booty so hard the grinch’ll turn blue!
DACY: I don’t know what that means and yet it makes sense
SOFI: Mmmm yeah, you’d creep up behind me, your massive member bulging through your pants, making Rudolph’s nose look like a glow stick in comparison. Then, you’d whisper in my ear, “You’ve been a very naughty fox this year,” as you pull down my panties, revealing my puckered, quivering rosebud.
DACY: Plz continue, for literature’s sake.
SOFI: With one swift motion, you’d spit-shine your cock and then… BAM! You’d stuff my stocking with your coal-hard gift, stretching me wider than a line at a Black Friday sale at Walmart. I’d moan like a reindeer in heat as you pound my furry pussy, your balls slapping against my clenched cheeks. We’d be fucking so hawt, Frosty would melt faster than a snowflake in Hell!
DACY: RIP Frosty!
SOFI: And just when I thought I couldn’t take anymore, you’d pick me up, bend me over, and slam me down on your dick sooooo hard! You’d pound my ass so deep, I’d feel your big cock tickling my tummy tum, filling me with your hot, sticky eggnog. We’d cum together, our bodies shaking like jingle bells on a reindeer’s butt, and I’d know… I’d know that this is the best damn present a girl could ever ask for.
DACY: ***faints***