The Fairy Kingdom’s Big Jugs Contest

There’s been a crime committed! Dusty Blackwood of the Splendificent series has been forced to cover up her titanic double D jugs! The Fairy Kingdom celebrates a holiday called Imbolic, a time to make way for the new, where the hag gives way to the maiden and life is born anew. Slutty Dusty Blackwood ain’t no maiden. This naughty bimbo has been ropin’ in studs and ladies to thunder clap her big phat ass on in the barn. Even so Marbles Nightclub still let her participate in their Maid of Imoblic big jugs contest. The blond skank was all ready to bare the pride and joy of the Blackwood clan when the judge, a touchy-feely leprechaun halted the southern belle and left her looking like so…

“What’d ya mean I gotta keep my bra on? Ya’ll been waiting all night to see some real big ol melons and yer telling me I gotta keep my bra on? Cause of what?”

“This be a non nude contest.” The host explained.

“Booooo!” The audience hissed.

“You wanna explain non nude to me?”

“It means no bare flesh, lass.”

“No bare boobs. Nothing. No tits. Nothing. That’s what yer telling me. Does it look like I’m gonna not take off my bra? That I’m gonna comply. I’m gonna tell you this. Do you understand me? I’m gonna show my jugs wherever I dang well please. Look at me. I said look at me. I am the last girl you ever wanna tell to keep her top on.”

“Now see here, lady.”

“I ain’t no lady.”

The tiny host had had enough! He tried to physically usher Dusty off the stage. But Dusty swept him off his feet, held him high in the air and then drove him to the ground with the weight her mammoth melons crashing into him! The effect caused her bra to lose coverage of her jumbos who spilled out into the open! And that is how Dusty both won and was forever banned from the Marbles Nightclub Imbolic Big Jugs contest. But there were other naughtier night clubs out there…

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